so at work today, these two German women came in with a young girl, and asked if they could be seated outside. of course, that was perfectly fine, so I seated them and took their orders. and bloody mafan orders they were too. the older lady wanted a latte "3/4 full with a hot water by the side" and the girl wanted a strawberry/vanilla milkshake mix. the other woman asked for an iced coffee, and I was relieved so it won't be that troublesome to key into the system. when I went to the bar to get their drinks, they casually walked inside the restaurant and made a slight commotion. I approached the older lady and asked her if I could help her. she then said it was too hot outside, so they wanted to sit inside. of course, the customer's interests always come first, so I showed them to a booth seat. they promptly rejected my offer and went on to sit in the next booth. EXCUSE ME THERE IS NO BLOODY DIFFERENCE WHY CANT YOU JUST SIT DOWN. as they settled down, the younger woman demanded loudly that I bring in the pram that her daughter was using just now. so I went outside to the alfresco area where they left the pram and wheeled it in. as I was doing so, they kept glaring at me for god knows what reason BITCH U THINK I WANT TO STEAL YOUR SHIT?!!?
Alright so after that I served their drinks. apparently the weird mafan drinks were perfectly fine. but the iced coffee was not.
"what is this"
"your iced coffee ma'am"
"no this is not iced coffee where is the milk"
/the milk was in a container beside it
/I gesture to it
"the milk is here ma'am"
"this is not what I want, this is not coffee"
"ma'am this is coffee. did you mean a latte instead?"
"in my country the coffee comes with milk inside I don't know what they call it here but this is not what I want. i want coffee with milk"
WAH CB I WANT TO THROW THE GLASS AT HER FACE I provided milk by the side for you is it so hard to just pour it in yourself???
so my captain came over and she did a bit of sucking up and she got the bartender to do an iced latte, and I served it. she just glared at me so I walked away.
they decided to become damn lepak after that. the younger woman treated the booth seat as a beach blanket, lying down on it with her legs open wide in full view of everyone in the restaurant. I MEAN COME ON LA DO YOU NOT KNOW RESTAURANT ETIQUETTE WHERE YOU COME FROM OR IS IT KNOWN AS BARBARISM IN YOUR COUNTRY? AND SOME COMMON DECENCY LA YOU SIT LIKE THAT SHOW YOUR FAT LEGS TO EVERYONE WALKING PAST NO ONE WANTS THAT PUSSY PLS HOW DID YOU EVEN GET MARRIED AND HAVE 3 KIDS so we just left her like that, and served the other tables. when they finished their cheesecake, I moved over to clear the empty plate and she scolded me??? it's an empty plate why do you want it?? the older woman then said give me a second cheesecake this one is very good.THE OLDER WOMAN WAS DAMN NICE OK LIKE WHY HER COMPANION (daughter? DIL?) SO ROOD????? so from that I deduced they wanted the other plate for sharing so I was like okay yes ma'am. I noticed the iced latte was about 3/4 empty and the others had finished their drinks just about then , so I asked if they wanted any more drink orders. they said no, they did not, so I left it at that.
after that the husband of the younger woman and another two boys came in, and they too treated the restaurant as their home, moving tables and chairs and occupying them as if we didn't need the tables for other guests. another cheesecake was ordered, and it had to be cut in half because the boys didn't like sharing. like it fucking mattered they boys stole each other's slices and ate with their hands WHEN THERE WERE TWO PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL DESSERT FORKS PROVIDED FOR EACH OF THEM TO USE. okay then the husband paid and everyone left, except the younger woman. she then went to the toilet, leaving a cap behind. I assumed she would be back to collect it, so I cleared the table of the debris they created, cleaned up the milkshake spills and cleared away the empty glasses so she wouldn't be greeted with a mess. her iced latte was the same level as half an hour before, but I wasn't sure if she still wanted it. so I took it behind the bar and left it there.
she came back and started making a hell lot of noise.
"WHERE IS MY DRINK I HAVEN'T FINISHED IT WHY DID YOU CLEAR MY DRINK I LEFT MY CAP THERE FOR A REASON"
"ma'am your drink is behind the bar I wasn't sure if you still wanted it so I brought it behind first"
/so I served her her coffee and she yelled at me
"what is this someone must have drunk it why you serve this to me I want a new one"
"ma'am this is your glass it has not been touched at all by anyone else"
CHEEBYE YOU THINK WHO WANT TO TOUCH YOUR FUCKING DRINK WHAT IF YOU HAVE EBOLA WHAT THE FLYING FUCK
"no I don't care give me a new glass"
fucking bitch.
so like I didn't for a fuck about her request, I cleared away her glass, and went on to serve other people. she sat there and sulked and played with her phone (she was prolly playing flappy bird or something as equally lowlife because we don't have wifi HA) for another 20min until she realised no one was gna offer her service so she got up and left and made a hell lot of noise otw out
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