never let males name children they're terrible at it

so today i was over at nick's and we were just lying in bed talking about random things and suddenly we came onto to topic of children.

"what would you name your kid?" i asked.

"bob. so when i'm angry i can call him bobo. then his sister can be putang ina. and together they're putang ina bobo"

dota 2 players can suck cock and die

edit: i went to search up putang ina bobo and it means "ur fukin' motha" and i just HE JUST WANTS TO SCOLD ME IN A V ROUNDABOUT WAY THAT INVOLVES ME ACTUALLY HAVING TO GO THROUGH PREGNANCY AND LABOUR TWICE AND SIGN TWO BIRTH CERTS WITH PINOY SWEAR WORDS ON THEM I JUST

we threw a couple of names around because nick wanted 2 names just like his

robert (bob)
arthur (that's gay)
nathaniel (this is actually my favourite name for a boy - nick vetoed it because he knew a nathaniel and he was gay)
christopher (i liked it bc the short form was kit but he wasn't keen on naming his son after his dad)

also he was very confused as to why christopher shortened to kit (isn't it chris?! he says) or why robert was bob and william was bill and edward was ned and richard is dick and he didn't understand it
me: it's bc of the british...
n: but we aren't british fuck la i don't speak british english
me: but singapore standardises that
n: i speak singlish how
me: fuck you then you can call your son lengzai for all i care
n: (eyes light up) REALLY?
me: no?!??!?!?!?!

gabriel (so his son could be gabriel nicholas son of nicholas gabriel)
nick jr (ha ha ha)
putang (NO)

nick rattled off some for girls too

sarah (miss fortune)
lina(?) (something from dota)
ashe (really)
annie (no)

at this point i told him to stop naming names from games bc it was just sad

n: i definitely want mercedes i think it's a pretty name
me: (i'm not too sure about this because)
n: we should put her second name as benz bc like you're porsche so she's mercedes benz
me: (yeah no way nick)

me: cordelia's a beautiful name
n: no sounds gay
me: but she loved her father so much king lear all
n: then she stupid la die for the father
me:
me:
me:
me: but cordelia has the ia thing portia has the ia thing... portia and cordelia... it's nice...

n: ok we'll call her cordelia mercedes
n: actl no just call her putang ina

i give up